Guess what?! At age 27, I am now preparing for a full hysterectomy!
As some of you may know, I have been greatly struggling with health problems and have been entirely bedridden since August. This is entirely due to the Essure coils inside of my fallopian tubes attempting to migrate. Please google “essure migration” to see how serious this is. I also have been living with Endometriosis since I was 12, and it’s done significant damage to my vital organs as it’s gone completely untreated since 2010 in my attempts (and success!) at becoming at mother.
That said, there’s A LOT on my plate right now, especially as the sole income for my family. How can you help when you can’t do *anything*? Great question! You actually CAN! There’s a number of things proven to aid in speedy recovery after such a major surgery and I’ve added them all to Wishlist.BlackxRose92.com. Got a tight budget or not sure what to buy? Almost all over the recovery items proven to speed hysterectomy healing are $20 or less! Not sure what you’re looking for?
Recovery items needed by surgery day: belly binder, post op panties (to help hold the stitches closed!), magnesium spray, peri bottle (a healthy vagina is a happy vagina!), books (to KEEP me in bed for 3 weeks, lol…..I’ll try but I’ve been bedridden since August, so we’ll see!), body support pillow (so I don’t rip all of the stitches), snacks (so I don’t rip stitches getting out of bed to care for myself), and plastic clitoral hood piercing to wear into surgery so the surgeon doesn’t remove my favorite piercing that gives me reliably mind blowing orgasms.
What does a hysterectomy include? Well mine will involve: removal of Essure coils and Fallopian tubes in tact, uterus removal to prevent further spread of my Endometriosis and slow its aggressive growth as well as removing all of the uterine fibroids, cervical removal to treat my cervical ectropion (fancy word for my cervix is basically dissolving and it’s very painful), as well as careful excision of ovarian cysts and endometrial tissues growing on my organs. I will also be having a significant portion of my vagina removed due to an injury sustained during the surgery to insert the Essure that my doctor (not anymore, I’m with a new team now) lied about, tried to cover up, and allowed to progress so badly to the point that my husband now has permanent scars on his penis because of having sex with me (yes, even condom sex, the scarring ripped the condoms in half).
Hysterectomy healing involves: 3 weeks in bed, 6 weeks of no-exercise, sex, vaginal penetration, lifting ANYTHING heavier than a coffee cup, and a bunch of other not fun, stuck in bed stuff. Yikes….. So you can see why I’m going to need hella help getting back on my feet?
For every contribution of surgery recovery products, I’ll be sending out a surprise thank you. Just let me know what you bought, and I’ll send you a pervy reward to tide you over until I’m back to filming and fun again.
Want to help entertain me while I’m stuck in bed recovering? After surgery, lines will be on weekdays from 9am-4pm CDT, with some availability at request on weekends. 🙂
Just call in with your best jokes, most interesting fantasies, or kinkiest fetishes. Being stuck in bed alone all day is hella boring, so this is the PERFECT time for pervs, sissies, fans, kinksters, and losers to treat me as the Pillow Princess that I was always meant to be. This is your time to shine and serve your Queen, to really go the extra mile to make My life easier, less painful, and aid my recovery.
Laughter is the best medicine, so your calls and chats could be monumental in Me getting back to healthy faster. Lucky you! 😉