Birthday Bot Glitches Out Instead Of Delivering Your Gift

Birthday Bot has arrived to celebrate your birthday. Birthday Bot is here to fulfill any birthday wish you have. Simply state how you want to celebrate, and your wish is my command.
Sit back and relax, while Birthday Bot brings your birthday dinner, cake, and entertainment to you; or get dressed up and Birthday Bot will…B-b-b….B-b…..*powers off* “Resetting glitch.” Birthday Bot is here to celebrate your birthday! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to YOUUUUUUUUUUAGGGGGGH.
Birthday Bot is experiencing some glitches, on the fritz, on the fritz, on the, on the-the-the-the……Happy birthday to Birthday Bot. Birthday Bot is here to deliver your birthday spankings. Birthday Bot will drain, train, and spank-spank-spank-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEE! Birthday Bot will stroke, Birthday Bot will-uh-uh-uh-uh-pump-uh-jerk-uh-uh-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEE! BIRTHDAY BOT WILL CELEBRATE!

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