*muffled through the gag stuffed in her mouth* Jinkies! This is not the Halloween I had in mind! When the team said they had set up quite the hoppin’ party with the perfect spooky location, I did not imagine this. If I’d have known it was going to be in the middle of the woods, I wouldn’t have come alone, or arrived early.
The latest lead on our most recent case snuck up behind me while I was waiting for everyone else. I didn’t hear them until it was too late, and now I’m stuck out here, struggling alone and tied up in the middle of the woods. They might not discover me missing until morning!
What will happen if I’m stuck out here all night, struggling in these handcuffs and this gag stuffed in my mouth? My skirt is way too short for this! Oh jinkies I wish I was wearing pants with my sweater! It’s getting so cold, and I’m locked up in bondage and struggling to get free, so that I can enjoy the rest of my Halloween night. Somebody help me!