Oct 9, 2023
Oh there was lots of pizza for dinner, but I ate it all myself. I’ve just been sitting here eating, and then I got distracted and kept eating…and eating, and eating. There were snacks, but I ate those too. I should have brought the Halloween treats! I...
Oct 4, 2022
Jinkies! Where is the rest of the group? We were supposed to bring treats and meet here for the Halloween party, but nobody else is here yet. My tummy is growling, I’m hungry, and these donuts were hot an hour ago when I first arrived. It wouldn’t hurt to...
Apr 22, 2021
Thanks for the bubble gum, fat ass! What? Hell no I’m not sticking around for a date with you! Why would I ever date a loser like you, when I look so fucking hot? Hah! No, not happening. Thanks for the bubble gum, but you can leave my bedroom now. What’s...
Dec 21, 2020
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house not anyone was stirring….Because they knew what happens when the Krampus cravings kick in. The slightest sound of movement alerts me to that which should be still. Lurking in the kitchen and along the...
Dec 21, 2020
I got all dressed up and planned for this to be the sexiest holiday ever, but it’s the WORST Christmas ever! This is exactly the opposite of sexy when my husband is in the only working bathroom with a terrible tummy grumble and I’m out here dressed like a...
