Boob Science

Boob Science

Welcome to the future of boob science! The end of all uncomfortable breast augmentation is here! I’m so excited, but also nervous, about being the first human to test the ultimate boob ray. While the final name of our project is still officially pending, I have...
The Worst Christmas Ever: A Very Unmerry Fartsmas

The Worst Christmas Ever: A Very Unmerry Fartsmas

I got all dressed up and planned for this to be the sexiest holiday ever, but it’s the WORST Christmas ever! This is exactly the opposite of sexy when my husband is in the only working bathroom with a terrible tummy grumble and I’m out here dressed like a...