Oct 12, 2021
Things at the office have been weird lately. My boss is acting so strange, and it’s really not like him at all. Making little suggestions here and there, and just being more affectionate in unexpected ways. Hmm, maybe I should wear my hair down more...
Oct 3, 2021
Here we go! Initiating the final test of our shrink way! As I’ve been the leader on this project, I will be the first human test subject, and then our machine will get approval for public use. One last check on all the safeties, and then we’ll begin!...
Oct 3, 2021
Here we are today for the final tests of my growth ray! We’ve previously tested it successfully on books, clothes, and even food. When the first tests of the growth ray worked on food, it was an immense breakthrough. However, I can’t get permission for my...
Sep 3, 2021
Oh, is this thing on? Umm, yes, this is the test for… er…uh, I forgot what the name was, and I can’t see the machine from here with this smudge on my glasses. Uh, erm, uh….yes! This is the uh? I can’t quite read it, but this is the...
Sep 2, 2021
“Are we ready? Double check to make sure all the cameras are rolling so we can record our tests. These experiments all need to be documented for accuracy and for record keeping. Be sure all the safeties are on. Have we missed any of the last minute...
