Oh I’ve eaten too much, and my bloated belly is so overstuffed. I can’t stop yawwwwning, and my mind is wandering off to how soft my pillows are. The cleaning was supposed to be done earlier, but the pizza smelled so good.
One slice lead to another, and another,…..and another……and then the rest of the box. Somewhere between the last two boxes and the chip crumbs, I managed to finish off the sweets, so I was very disappointed when I blinked awake just enough between yawns to find myself without. That was how I managed to find myself snoring with my hand still in the bag of chips, until my phone rang.
Right….. I was supposed to be cleaning, but I’m yawning, and now burping, and suddenly snoring again. I just can’t keep my eyes open, though I somehow keep finding my hand full of chips in my mouth again….Finally just poured the chips straight in my mouth, only to stretch out a biiiiig yawn, belch, then recline in a big yawning stretch and burping. Snoring and burping, I yawn and snacknap, imagining more snacks, and am the laziest pet hucow maid. I never did clean, just ate all the food, and then took a lazy snacknap, letting out burps and yawns, just laying around.