Here we go! Initiating the final test of our shrink way! As I’ve been the leader on this project, I will be the first human test subject, and then our machine will get approval for public use. One last check on all the safeties, and then we’ll begin! Hopefully the reverse settings work so we can ensure everything functions as should be expected, and so that after tests are completed, I can be returned to my usual size.
If all goes according to plan, I will be shrinking momentarily, and then growing back to normal again at the end of the test. Are we ready? Ok! Let’s do this! I’ll count down to the test while the rest of the staff and crew watch behind the protective glass from the viewing and recording room where we’ll be saving records of all tests on the shrinking machine. This is so exciting! Here we go! 10, 9, 8, 7, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…..
Oh it’s working! The shrinking machine is pelting me with a small ray that is rapidly shrinking my body. Wait! Are my clothes not shrinking too? Oh no! I’m shrinking right out of my lab coat! I’m trying to hold onto my clothes, but the shrinking ray worked too well! Everyone is going to come back in the test room any minute now, and they’re going to see me standing here naked with my shoes and clothes piled up around me proving the test failed! There’s nowhere, and no way, for me to hide, and I’m completely naked. Everyone is going to see how the shrink ray failed when they see me standing here totally naked and embarrassed at my massive scientific failure!!!