You’re going to spend all of today celebrating my birthday. It’s my day, and you’re going to spend it worshiping me. Orgasms and birthday sex, you’re going to lose all track of time as you cum over and over again and again for me. I have just...
Hey! In here! Open me up! I’m inside the birthday present! Well, if you won’t open me, then I’ll just open my own birthday present. Here I come! Weeeeeee! Oops! I grew just a little too big, haha, but I can shrink again. One moment please! There,...
It’s my birthday, and you’re going to spend it with me. You had other plans? Not anymore. Your girlfriend? No, it doesn’t count if it’s “long distance”. Tonight you’re going to text or call or whatever, and break up...
Mmmph! Blrrrg! Blphmphhmph! Mmmm mhmmm mmmmmm!” Not that you can understand me with muffled, garbled gag talk, but I protest anyways! It’s my birthday and I should be unwrapping gifts, not all tied up! How am I to celebrate when I’m wrapped up in...
There’s one last birthday gift to be opened. Thank you for celebrating with me! I’m so excited to see what it could be! *pulling the ribbon open slowly, a sparkling glow emanates from the box* Oooh it’s glittering! A tiara from the box appears on my...
