Apr 22, 2021
Thanks for the bubble gum, fat ass! What? Hell no I’m not sticking around for a date with you! Why would I ever date a loser like you, when I look so fucking hot? Hah! No, not happening. Thanks for the bubble gum, but you can leave my bedroom now. What’s...
Apr 21, 2021
What should I wear with this sweater and tights for our date tonight, a skirt or pants? I couldn’t decide what to wear while you were getting ready. Do you want me to dress…..sexier? Oh, I just don’t know if I could feel comfortable showing that much...
Feb 26, 2021
Hey! In here! Open me up! I’m inside the birthday present! Well, if you won’t open me, then I’ll just open my own birthday present. Here I come! Weeeeeee! Oops! I grew just a little too big, haha, but I can shrink again. One moment please! There,...
Nov 7, 2020
Ugh, yuck. I’m just NOT feeling date night tonight. I wish my tights and ass bloated the way my belly does. That would be convenient, and SEXY. I found my husband’s secret stash of candy, and I’ve been eating my feelings from it. It’s a secret,...
