Are you sure you want to have sex tonight? I washed my hair earlier, but didn’t style it, just wrapped it up in a messy bun and ignored it. Sniffing myself, oh yea, I definitely should shower and shave, but I thought you weren’t going to want to have sex...
Thanks for the bubble gum, fat ass! What? Hell no I’m not sticking around for a date with you! Why would I ever date a loser like you, when I look so fucking hot? Hah! No, not happening. Thanks for the bubble gum, but you can leave my bedroom now. What’s...
What should I wear with this sweater and tights for our date tonight, a skirt or pants? I couldn’t decide what to wear while you were getting ready. Do you want me to dress…..sexier? Oh, I just don’t know if I could feel comfortable showing that much...
Welcome to the future of boob science! The end of all uncomfortable breast augmentation is here! I’m so excited, but also nervous, about being the first human to test the ultimate boob ray. While the final name of our project is still officially pending, I have...
Time to put the milk out for Santa, but I’m Santa this year. Can’t let it sit out and go bad, but I don’t need to take more than a few sips. Oh….oh wow. Hmm, well this tastes, interesting, maybe another sip or two wouldn’t be minded. I...
